5crumpti0u5 evolutional
n-i-k-o-n discolor3d
long-live-rock-n-roll novoselic-grrrl
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: yes
mom: does he exist
me: yes
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
murdertour laziestasitgets

sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

deppsex laziestasitgets
benedictcumberbatchs phrankiero
italdred idontgiv3afuckanymor3
fourmermaids idontgiv3afuckanymor3